I don't have a slow cooker and have the darned...

I don't have a slow cooker and have the darnedest time with beans. This almost makes me want get one! I swear, I soak them overnight and cook the living crap out of them, and they never seem to get soft. It's so maddening, and I can't handle how much more expensive canned beans are.

Yet again, I just want to move in with you. And seriously? Look at all those slow cookers!! I swear, you are an absolute champion.